Semi-humorous outrage

I got some new fabric so of course I start making some more blankets. Well today I started making one for my brother Johnny. My one brother that semi eats kosher and occasionally goes to the synagogue. Well look what appeared as the design on the blanket. This is what happens when you are a beginner sewer attempting to make new designs with her quilt squares. I wanted to cry but found myself laughing and the whole time I hear my mom's voice in my head saying, "I would expect this from you" so maybe I will just give the blanket to my mom. No I think that I will just burn it or take out all the stitches or.....
Well whatever I am outraged, crying inside but I think after a couple beers I will just be laughing.
Love, The Jewish Girl