Sunday, May 3, 2009

Cheese conspiracy


Tillamook ran out of sharp cheddar.  Huh?  For weeks, I kept thinking that there has been someone buying all of my cheese before I could get to the store.  I had to make Macaroni and Cheese with the black cheddar...because Tillamook ran out of the red wrapper cheese, the only staple in this house.  We might run out of toilet paper, but never Tillamook sharp cheddar.  And then I find out via Facebook, via Esther Lee, via Carina, that Tillamook themselves sold out and will have it back on the shelves by July 1.  Isn't it their business to keep a sufficient supply of cheese percolating, or whatever cheese does, so that I can make Macaroni and Cheese the proper way?  And people are worried about swine flu...

7 comments:

  1. Jennifer, the black cheese is the only cheese I use. It is the sharpest. Mom

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  2. I know that it is the sharpest, but the red cheese makes the best macaroni and cheese. The black cheese doesn't melt right and is the WRONG color.

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  3. You guys are too funny! ANY mac-n-cheese is the best. The perfect food!

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  4. But the Sharp Cheese, in the RED package is the best. The extra sharp isn't just right. Sharp cheddar is just right. I tried to find it yesterday to sell on craigslist. No luck anywhere. It is a conspiracy. Nothing is different about the cheese. They had a mess up and they don't want to "fess up" so Tilamook decided to make a story. After all, if corporates can lie so can they!

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  5. Trust us. We're no happier about it than you are. We simultaneously apologize for not keeping your fridge stocked with our cheese, and thank you for saying that it's more necessary to the functioning of your house than toilet paper. We look forward to bringing it back to you by July 1.
    Until then, thanks for waiting,
    Jake Ten Pas
    Tillamook Cheese Fan Club
    www.tillamookfanclub.com

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  6. What the....Who is Jake Ten Pas???

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  7. OMG!!! This is funny!!! Wow You got noticed! :)

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